About 98% of the time, I really think I'll be fine if Barack Obama is the Democratic Party's nominee. The other 2% of my time is spent reading articles like this, about Puerto Rico's upcoming primary:
Clinton wrote a column reminding Puerto Ricans how she helped after Hurricane Georges. Obama countered with a column saying he understands island challenges because he lived in Hawaii.
Shorter Hillary Clinton: "I learned a lot about you when I played a big role in helping you recover from a devastating hurricane."
Shorter Barack Obama: "I lived on an island once!"
This would be comedy gold, except for the fact that Obama seems to think he'll be able to convince the majority of Americans that he's qualified to be the leader of the free world with arguments like this.
